THE BIGGEST LIES TOLD TO KIDS

　　孩子們聽過的彌天大謊

　　'If I touched something I wasn't supposed to... It would turn into a million spiders.'

　　“如果我碰了不該碰的東西……它就會(huì)變成一百萬只蜘蛛�！�

　　'When I was a child my dad told me that I used to have a tail. He said that he had to cut offbecause I kept turning into a giant monkey and started destroying everything during the fullmoon.'

　　“小時(shí)候我爸爸說我以前是有一條尾巴的。但是后來他不得不把那條尾巴切掉，因?yàn)樵跐M月時(shí)我總是會(huì)變成一只大猴子，然后到處破壞東西�！�

　　'My sister told me that if I burped with my mouth closed, no one would be able to hear it. Ibelieved this until my mid-20s.'

　　“我姐姐說，只要打嗝時(shí)閉上嘴巴，別人就聽不見我打嗝的聲音了。二十多年后，我才發(fā)現(xiàn)被耍了�！�