有兩個大款附庸風雅,參加一個冷餐會,與會者自然不乏真正的名流學(xué)者。席間,一個學(xué)者與其中的大款甲閑聊,話題不知怎么扯到莎士比亞身上。學(xué)者問大款甲:“先生是否對莎士比亞最感興趣?”大款甲頓了頓,隨即正色說:“相比之下,還是威士忌合我口味!边@時,大家都暗自竊笑。大款乙也看出了苗頭,悻悻然走開。在回來的小車上,大款乙教訓(xùn)大款甲說:“你真一點都不懂,莎士比亞是飲料,你怎么把它當洋酒了!”
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Two big shots attended a buffet reception, trying to pose as lovers of culture, for the participants included some real scholars of distinction. During the reception, a scholar chatted with Tycoon A and somehow the topic shifted to Shakespeare. The scholar asked, “Are you most interested in Shakespeare?” The big shot paused and announced with a severe countenance: “In comparison, whiskey is more to my taste.” Hearing that, all the listeners laughed up their sleeves. Tycoon B saw the straw in the wind and left resentfully. On their way home in the car, Tycoon B lectured Tycoon A: “ How could you be that ignorant! Shakespeare is a beverage, and you are foolish enough to take that as an imported spirit!”
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