Here are the top 10 funniest jokes of all time in English:

1. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

5. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

6. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

7. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.

8. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

9. What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

10. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.